{"product_id":"funny-goose-bookmark","title":"Goose Bookmark | Funny Book Lover Bookmark | Cute Reading Gift","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the readers who love a little chaos with their cozy reading time. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny goose bookmark features an adorable white goose holding a tiny knife against a playful sage-green background. The front reads \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Let me read or I will stab,”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e while the reverse features a repeating pattern of geese ready to cause a little mischief.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for readers with a sense of humor, lovers of silly goose memes, and anyone who believes their reading time should be protected at all costs!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 2\" × 6.25\" (may vary slightly)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDouble-sided design\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRounded corners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to slip into your favorite book\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for everyday reading or gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBook lovers • Readers • Teachers • Librarians • Book clubs • Bookworm gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mighty Pen Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67682285224179,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0839\/3152\/9459\/files\/GooseBookmark.png?v=1791509101","url":"https:\/\/mightypendesigns.com\/products\/funny-goose-bookmark","provider":"Mighty Pen Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}